SERMON JOCKEY: Merger of Priest & Disk Jockey (Jesus n Mattew / hail’in Mary)

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JOB DESCRIPTION: The Sermon Jockey (merger of a Priest & Disk Jockey) has the unique purpose of liberalizing the archaic conservative tradition of the sermon and Catholic Church by replacing the old obsolete priests that currently fail to meet contemporary work efficiency standards and realities. Equally the new job position should attract a new demographic of churchgoer, while obliging conservators of all ages to conform to the new contemporary ideals about society & partying.